The entire screed was phenomenal, but I starred this specifically for “unflappable boob”. Fucking beautiful.

That’s because you can’t marry a woman whom you only know by her stripper handle....unless you’re Charlie Sheen. Lesson learned.

That is fuckin AMAZING! Hats off my dude, well done. +1

Peace be with him and his family......felt good to see a Harrisburg nigga make it big.....even if he was from uptown.

That is the greatest kill outside of “Seven”! Beating a person, with another person......fucking art man, fucking art.

I’ll see your Scott Pollard and raise you an Elden Campbell, whom I always thought was the real Magic Johnson. He had to keep working to pay the medical bills. The Magic we see now is actually Oliver Miller with plastic surgery and acting lessons.

In all fairness, before his apparently catastrophic knee injury, Googs had mad fucking game, son. I used to abuse niggas with his spin move from the elbow in Live 2000! Put some Respeck! on his name.

Who the fuck would torture themselves by trying to make a greatest T’Wolves list that goes deeper than Kevin Garnett and the last vestiges of Stephon Marbury’s sanity?

I’ll see your Lucious Harris and raise you a Cherokee Parks.....

Five bucks says “wypipo” is the most racist shit I hear all week. That shit somehow manages to be worse than “dindonuffin”....and you gonna go around parroting that shit. That’s that casual racism niggas are always speaking on, homie.

Psst...hey you, dickhead.... For the last Goddamn time... You’re not fuckin Jewish, so the old Testament isn’t fuckin talking to you. Read more Jesus shit for brains.

Link?

Yes, yes it is. That was during the game. You want Cam to be gracious in victory on the field, but his opponents don’t have to be off the field? Link to a press conference where he got up to the podium and disrespected his opponents by saying something like: “I knew they couldn’t stop me, they didn’t want anything.”…

Wow, it’s like all of those pictures are from the actual game, and not a presser.....especially not one where the vanquished team can actually hear you talking. He shook Peyton’s hand after the game, answered some mind numbingly dumb, cliched ass questions and left. Had someone dabbed on the field and he got pissy,…

Is there a difference?

CBS isn’t shelling out a half a billion dollars for fucking post game press conferences, super bowl or not. They are paying for the goddamn games. Funny thing is, I bet less than ten percent of anyone, other than media actually watched it. He pulled a Belichick, said they were outplayed, they were on to the off-season…

Maybe in another situation, but with the two minute warning almost assuredly running by on the change of possession and only having two timeouts.....1:10ish to play, down two TDs, with the Denver defense playing out of its mind.....you gotta go for it.

Fuck you, buddy. Teenage me was forced to watch an over the hill Jeff fucking Hostetler bumblefuck his way to handing that game to the shitty fucking Giants.

Easy, just watch the gif you posted. I don’t get why so many people don’t understand the Calvin Johnson rule. If you are bobbling the ball, it can’t touch the ground.....just like the Dez Bryant call last year, he never established possession because he never seemed to be in control of the ball, despite his making “a…

You do realize that at the end of his roll, the ball, after having moved throughout the catch comes to rest in his left hand with the opposite point on the ground. Good call actually.