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But then you’d be telling a Batman story.....

Do not call me a thesaurus.

Hey, you looking for a wingman? Asking for a friend.

So that’s also why Tom Terrific hasn’t beaten a Peyton Manning led team in the playoffs in a decade, right?

That rule already pretty much exists, it’s called the “in the grasp” provision. Should be called a hell of a lot more, but lots of QB’s get away with it nowadays.

That’s because Peyton Manning is the only QB in the NFL He actually fears. Probably why Tom Terrific hasn’t beaten a Peyton Manning led team in the playoffs in a decade.

Asylum was good but clumsy, Knight was tedious and uninspiring, but GODDAMN if Arkham City wasn’t one of the finest games I’ve ever played. Best Batman game since Batman Returns for the SNES.

Also, aside from Russell Wilson, the whole team is probably not as good, not as healthy, and damn sure not as deep. Great playmakers and the ability not to blitz and still get pressure can mask bad coaching in problem areas.

Skwisgar Skwigelf for the win!

Holy Shit! Nah, though it is similar. Pittsburgh played Cincinnati in the first round true, but they killed Carson Palmer in that game, ( Kemo Von Olfinfucker with the same hit that put out Brady, but no rule change or fuckin penalty).

In thirty years of watching football, that was some of the saddest shit I’ve ever seen. This is coming from a a of a team that has employed Tony Banks, Gus Frerotte, Heath motherfucking Shuler, and Mark Brunell’s festering corpse in my lifetime.

My God! That’s Chip Lohmiller’s music!

Excuse me, but how the fuck did Roger Goodell injure half the New England o-line or Gronk or their defense. It’s not like ol Tommy was actually suspended for cheating.

Fuck you.....here’s your +1 asshole. I still get to talk shit for two weeks....until the Seahawks come in here and stomp the fuck out of us on their way to blowing a winnable Super Bowl against Ruthlessonfurburger or Giselle’s beard. Go Skins!

I was called a chav by a “bloke” a while ago....I suspected it was some British way of saying nigger, but wasn’t sure. Could you please educate me, for across the pond relations, if you will.

They not only give you power armor on like the third story mission, there’s a guaranteed X-01 set in a facility in the Glowing Sea. Not really as hard as people say it is. Work up 2500 caps and buy fusion cores, or scav’em. Would suggest a good missile launcher and some Psycho.

Buy a frame from Arturo in Diamond City.

The only reason that pass doesn’t get the recognition it deserves is because Vince Fuckin Carter resurrected, then completely obliterated the Goddamn Dunk Contest. Thank you owner greed and Glenn Taylor for Kevin Garnett’s obscene contract.

Not only would I watch the LIVING FUCK outta that, I would personally burn Bill Simmons house down when he put Larry Bird or Tom Brady first.

While I will admit that NFC East is pretty mediocre right now, the AFC South thinks you should give them a look.....if your eyeballs can stomach the torture.