Damn, that sounds like the prom I wish I had.

Ehhhh, it depends on the alcohol party. My best friend's senior prom (she was a year ahead of me) had an afterparty with booze involved, but the cops heard ahead of time and crashed it...

Major props to you for going in drag. I wanted to wear a tux (not in a drag way, in a "I cannot wear dresses" way) but couldn't find a tailor in my area to actually make me look good in a tux. Pity.

Ditto with the early teens thing. Went to a Catholic school first years of my education & started questioning the existence of God at age six because nobody could explain how he answered prayers or why "he" had to be a boy/how we knew "he" was a boy.

Out of curiousity, are all high-waisted jeans "mom jeans?" Because if so I'm wearing a pair of mom jeans right now with spikes around the front pockets and I fucking love them and I have two more (non-spiked) pairs that are so, so comfortable. No fucking wonder moms wear them. Moms have the right idea.

Double ditto - and I've been listening to that specific song pretty much since it came out. Don't listen to the radio, but my sister plays it a lot and it's an earworm.

As someone predisposed to see cunnilingus puns EVERYWHERE, I'm both.

Ha. Unless falling out of belief with the Christian god was what sent you spiralling into an existential depression in the first place, of course. Then you're fucked.

... I had no idea "Glad You Came" could even be taken in that way. I liked the song, listened to it a bit, but had no idea that it could be taken in that way.

How did rough sex make its way into that article? Nobody even opened that door for the writer to walk through. Just.... egh

I have a naturally low voice - not quite guy-low, but noticeably lower than most of my female friends' (OKAY FINE it's fifteen-year-old-boy voice FINE) - but when I'm on the phone, I somehow automatically get more feminine and high-pitched and giggly and it is really, really annoying. Need to stop that.

I'm calling troll, at LEAST partially. I've no doubt he's a douchebag, but he's surely doing this to get a rise out of people.

"As per usual" - well, look who's bitching about "You don't KNOOOW MEEEE" and yet is committing the same offense. 1.) Yes, I do assume you're a man, and the way you phrased your second post tends to underline the assumption ("hold myself above women"). Women tend to state "I'm a woman AND" like their being a woman is…

... more of a moron?

This delightful gift makes it somehow sliiiightly easier to read this post.

To be fair, I as a homosexual don't understand "gay pride" or any kind of pride where you're proud for something you never fucking chose to be (including "white pride".) Be proud of the obstacles you've overcome that were presented to you because you were that thing, of course, but pride just because the hormonal…

Aw, I'm sorry, have I shattered your gendered paradigm or maybe your entitlement complex? Dang. I know having your worldview assaulted can be harsh and feel awful - but it doesn't mean you need to lash out.

Exactly. I have spells of depression - usually during the winter - where I will go from rabidly desiring sex (which, if we're honest, is my normal state of mind) to not wanting to even look at an attractive woman from week to week; I could negotiate with a partner during that time of year, because I know how it feels…

I'm terribly sorry that happened to you. I can't imagine how violated you felt - hell, I got pissed when my ex-girlfriend fucked me, broke up with me three days later, and THEN fucked a guy four days after that (although it was more because I felt used because she admitted that she had been "trying to feel something"…

You know, I believe I stated riiiiight up there "plenty of females my age (late adolescence, early 20s...)", therefore implying my age. You don't need a BA in Comm to have basic reading comprehension.