The sheer idiocy.... ".... well, you can't actually buy bombs in the US unless you're the US government, you kind of need to make them, that's why we have a whole class of explosives called "Improvised Explosive Devices" (not to be confused with intrauterine devices, which are very very different unless you're talking…

Fuck that too.

They knew what a vagina was in the 12th century?

... your oldest daughter told them that you are a child molester? The fuuuuuck? And I'm so sorry about your husband. Horrible week all around.

Oh, sweet fuck. Fuck ALL of that. But those good Samaritans - what's the opposite of "fuck that?" "Fuck yeah?" Fuck yeah to them, then.

Congratulations and congratulations and congratulations! That all sounds absolutely awesome. Seriously, thank you for posting this.

I don't even drink and am technically not supposed to for a few calendar years, but if my mother hadn't drunk all the absinthe with her friends some time ago I'd be sorely tempted to raid the cabinet. Fuck this.

False. One, I think a basic background check would catch his name plastered all over the Internet, and they'd detain him immediately, or try to.

+1000 to this.

They are fucking WHAT?!

Absolutely. Kind of like that app that Iceland has - you bump your phone and make sure you're not bangin' your second cousin or whatever? Bump your phone and make sure the dude you're chilling with isn't planning to assault you. Hell, make it gender-neutral, some chicks are seriously rapey.

I just heard about that by flipping through the comments a few seconds ago. Fuck that mightily.

I wish you and Mr. Mac a good night of drinking and hopefully forgetting for a time what awfulness the world is right now.

Oh God, how did I not hear about Bill Richard? A hearty fuck that to that.

I'm sorry but you can't even fucking wage war on the Czech Republic, you could barely land a plane in the place.

Waco, too.

There are already reports of Boston Marathon charity scams. Fuck that.

Fabulous. Spread the good word. Make up some posters.

That's kind of what I'm thinking here.

This. I do not think that a beanie would have been very magical.