Cho wasn't ever identified as Chinese. It's just implied that she's Asian because of the name and some physical description. She definitely DOES have a Scottish accent.

Ow. Ow. Ow. My clitoris is cringing in sympathy.

I would agree that any romance that is marketed in the way Twilight was speaks to teenaged girls and lonely/slightly sexually predatory older women because it's escapist fantasy, and not even GOOD escapist fantasy. Just because it "speaks" to people doesn't make it good - it makes it relatable. A lot of people can…

Ugh, I know, it's tough sometimes. Generally if you make eye contact and a.) she looks away and blushes b.) continues to look and you and looks you up and down with a smile/the queer smirk, she's been eyefucking you. Very generally speaking.

I agree that just because something is popular does not make it bad.

Ah, my foolproof method for getting dates is waiting until someone visibly eyefucks me and walking up to her and asking "Hey, so... want to grab coffee?" (I don't get dates much either.)

They wouldn't be ashamed if they hadn't done anything shameful, now, would they? If it was something like someone breaking into a private message, that might be different - but come on, it's photos, probably from Facebook. If you're stupid enough to attend, smile, and pose for the camera... well.

I think (and this is not to malign Latinos or Hispanic people or Mexicans, just the really weird social-justice strangeness floating around these parts lately) that the Ancient Greeks are not around so there's no excuse for anybody to bitch about their cultural appropriation.

This is known as the "do-gooder" fallacy. The assumption that others have no rights to criticize you for your inaccurate statements unless they themselves are Angelina Jolie cum Nelson Mandela, because ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THE STATE OF AFFAIRS NO THEN OMG SHUT UP YOU HEATHEN, is wrong. Just because people are…

There is a monumental difference between "oh, Kayla and Jiao and Andre and etc etc scaled the water tower and panted a giant vagina on it, kids will be kids" and "oh, they insulted people whose shoes they've never been in and are being rather sociopathic with their lack of empathy for the suffering of others, kids…

THIS. Flappers, especially. Maybe this is because I'm in theatre and it's the only kind of party I ever really have known, but what the is wrong with "your time period is the '20s, your place is New York, BRING FLASKS YEAH."

True. I meant a hug in the metaphorical sense (if you get what I'm saying? no?) - but true. Maybe make eye contact and smile? Although that might seem like you're hitting on hir? I don't know. How does one be a nice but non-creepy person?

Ugh - and he's a PHILOSOPHY professor?

If you really think that now's the time to wear weapons on your shirt into your middle/high school, kid and kid's dad, you're a fucking idiot and that's it.

Soon, thank the queer gods.

And people wonder why I say I'm trying out for the rugby team when I barely started caring about physical activity a few months ago.

Oh, I agree. I had that phase for three months just after I came out - it wasn't as bad as one of my older queer friends (actually drew a double mars sign on his hand every day... we don't speak of that phase anymore) but it was noticeable once I stopped. Regarding the maybe-lesbian-maybe-genderqueer person: Awww.…

One, if they were, would it really matter? Two, that depends. Do they wear flowing robes and speak constantly of being one with other male deities? If so... probably.

It is obvious that these lucky lucky gay men are located in a city. Christ almighty, yet again I need to bitch about the plight of the American small-town queer to remind us all that not all homogays are as promiscuous as advertised (or, you know, WANT to be, but can't because of logistics.)

So basically, meet the new boss, same as the old boss.