Because you in your infinite wisdom only give a single shit about starving children in Third World countries. Not when your relatives die/are raped/killed (because Shlnada DID mention those in the original comment). No ma'am, not for you! Only the tragediest of tragedies are allowed to bring tears to YOUR eyes.

Can someone link me to this email? Can't find it anywhere!

Eh, at least it's kiiiinda socially relative. I had this one kid in American Gov and Politics who CONSTANTLY talked about term limits for House and Senate members. He worked it into a discussion on welfare and Obamacare, a discussion on the Supreme Court, and a discussion on Margaret Thatcher vs. Hillary Clinton. He…

I've already canonized them.

You clearly have never visited my local second-tier Ivy League's top sorority.

If there is a hell, I am going to it for admitting that, but ohhh well!

He was awesome. I wish he was still practicing.

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to insult Uruguay. I use "fucking" a lot just to make emphasis - as in most of the people in the USA do not know what/where Uruguay is, yet it's more sociologically advanced in this matter than us and we like to think we're SOOOOOO advanced.

As a lesbian who spoke to a priest about it, I was specifically told that the Church's official position is homosexuality in females is "God's calling to the sisterhood" (ditto the priesthood with gay dudes). My verbatim response to him was "how is putting me alone in a room full of other sexually repressed women…

No. You forgot rugby teams. Rugby teams are nine thousand percent where it is at.

I think both.

A friend of my sister's who is Indian dances traditionally and wears jeweled bindis all the time to her performances. I was under the impression it was still a religious and cultural thing.

Jesus made them gay? I KNEW IT. Like a man who spends his days in the desert with 12 dudes knows his way around a clitoris. Puh-leeze.

Well I was totally eight years old at the time, so I'm pretty sure I consciously thought nothing of it then, but I do think it has something to do with my fantasy of fucking on a church altar.

What?

"The death of the cupcake is a victory for womankind."

NO! Bad KapalJJ! No fantasizing! You implied sexual activity and possible orgasms in your post! Bad!

Hm.... this is true.

Brilliant.

As a fallen Catholic (well... technically I'm a heretic and apostate, so I'm pretty much de facto excommunicated), this is bullshit. Ohio, go home, you're drunk. Also, who are they fooling? Half the nuns at my Catholic elementary school were lesbians (WITH EACH OTHER.) and everyone but the students fucking knew it.…