By the power of three times three, let them see, let them see.

I wonder if these abstinence-only people remember being teenagers who got horny if their hands touched someone else's while handing them a Bible in Sunday School.

I really fear becoming the Republic of Gilead. Seriously. Off to the unwoman colonies with this one!

So like the Sandman but with birth control and a lady?

Texas.

To everyone who's all "WE DON'T EVEN NEED FEMINISM":

Fuckin' Uruguay legalized gay marriage the other day and the fuckin' USA is still dithering about it. Half of Americans probably can't even locate Uruguay on a map.

What the actual fuck.

I understand you're not validating that claim, but I still don't understand why people make it. That's justification for people who want to use a slur and still sound "edgy" but still want the false shield of "BRO, that doesn't even MEAN that anymore, GOD." Same with my redneck neighbors and the n-word. "It just means…

Yet another woman trying to act like they're "one of the 'cool chicks'" by putting down other women! Yay! "Just because you have a vagina doesn't mean you need to act like one." You know what, Trespicio? Why is it such a big fucking deal if we die old and alone? Why is it such a big deal if other straight women kind…

Thank you for saying everything I could possibly have ever wanted to say about male feminists.

Either I've somehow managed to befriend mostly those guys or you're a bit skewed on this topic.

Shit, according to Matt Lauer and Co (so ... not too too reliable) they've got a Saudi guy in custody, apparently because he was at the scene and started running after the explosions. To be fair - uh, who WASN'T running, of those who could run, after the explosions? Hell, ESPECIALLY if you're clearly Arab, in case…

There's actually a method of t-shirt slashing and tying that's much like this.

I know what you mean. The OCD's going crazy; I'm halfway to ripping my hair out. I did text her and I managed to get ahold of a close friend whose parents were just in Boston (didn't know they came back, thank whatever the fuck that they did). Ex hasn't responded.

Is anyone else absolutely fucking terrified that this will evolve into the impetus for something horrible? Another "conflict"? Riots, if we find the perpetrators are of a certain race/ethnicity/religion (sorry, Boston, I love you, but you can be hella tense)?

Oh, thank goodness! I'm not really attracted to them, either. Ah, I run into that problem sometimes. When I'm asked it by someone who is clearly scoping me out, I always say "Oh, all my friends are into them, but I really prefer Against Me!, things like that." It generally works - I wouldn't call Against Me! a queer…

Jesus Christ, Laura and Heather are a gorgeous couple. In every sense of the word.

Ah, that's alright. One of mine would've sworn loudly and asked if "the Googlers" made it, and the other would've refused to try it on, on the grounds that any reality but this one is of the Devil.

Again, as I said in another post, this may simply be a my area (American East Coast) thing, as that is the only geographical location that I've actually purposely attempted to pick up ladies in. However, I certainly wasn't the only one who used this method and I certainly wasn't the only one for whom it worked on a…