One word UTE
Specifically the Ford Falcon Ute FPV GS

You could make similar arguments for movies, sports (even Soccer), watching tv, or even traveling. Why you so mad? Go back under your bridge.

Now THAT car is grounded to the ground.

Our Ford, who art in Dearborn,
Hallowed be thy tailgate.
Thy King-Kong size, thy hill be climbed,
On earth, as it is on asphalt.
Give us this day our dually diesel,
And forgive us our hybrids,
As we forgive those who drive Tundras and Titans.
And lead us not into a speed trap,
But deliver us from Kansas City Assembly,
Amen.