Fishflinger
Fishflinger
Fishflinger

California’s Lake Tahoe? What no love for Nevada?

4 out of 5. Still haven’t made any money, but then I haven’t really tried on the end of it yet.

Same old General Masturbation.

Flashing lights at them only works if they see it and have a clue, but since they are shitty drivers generally they aren’t paying attention nor do they have a clue.

“The Main Event began yesterday, and ends next Tuesday.”

Can you feel the disturbance in the Force? Avengers on Star Wars Day.

I’ll never but Korean again. Insane maintenance schedules to keep the warranty. Having to replace an air filter for the fuel tank 3 times before 50K? WTF the air filter for the engine didn’t need to be replaced that much.

A tach, speedometer, coolant temperature, gas gauge, Trip and Odometer, REAL oil pressure gauge, REAL volt gauge.

I just call them the mini Moron-o

My car would have been asking a Cadillac “WTF are you doing?” on the drive in this morning.

Close to spared but not fully.

And next an AI called Ultron?

IMHO, Cruel and Unusual has been corrupted from the original meaning

Because in Europe the authorities have big enough balls to take away a drivers license for stupidity on the road.

So civilization is going to become more civil?

Fiesta SHOgun...

What? Nothing about compensating for a tiny peen?

mobile computing devices? More like a mobility device with a computer in it.

Seeing as both Nevada and Texas do not have income tax, I think the could be taken off the list of state they file in.

Who discovered cottage cheese and why did they decide to eat it?