FAKE NEWS! Dear leader has tremendous mental health. Believe me! He could tell the picture was a camel in an ato-second, because his brain is so perfect.

Like Elliot from Magicians. Iirc he said. ‘We’re emotionally advanced enough to feel sorry for what happened to you and still hate you for all you’ve done.’

Still better than the 30% Dotarded has still on his side.

An Australian podcast I listen to.

Wakanda FOREVER!

Wait! Arby’s isn’t just a curly fries and jamoacha shake store. Nonsense.

Imagine the hardest platformer from SNES or Sega.

“Dad I’m going to get a haircut.”

You obviously don’t realize how hard the Republicans have worked to keep blacks from voting.

Why? Why would you do this to me?

Up to the part where you mentioned the Ring (Cause I will straight walk out of a scary movie. I am not the one for that.) I thought you had stolen the thoughts from my head.

This changes a lot of minds...

Take my star you magnificent bastard.

Mmmm. Tastes so intelligent.

You haven’t forgotten...

I’m coming but I’ll have to make a card with my pertinent information drafted for me because I believe it will be my first black out drunk night.

Even though they’re horrible people, I would so rock a money cape so damn hard.