My puppy Detox.. I got him as 5wk and if he wasn’t being held he was shivering and shaking like he was going through withdrawal. Hence the name.

Is it sadder that he showed you the pamphlet and said that or sadder that he thought it was something about you that would matter?

Most white people are a non entity to me unless we make eye contact.

It’s cool. I was just me too-ing.(?)

Black people not just women.

My 1st suspension in 7th grade my dad remodeled our dinning room (I can build closets and drywall to this day)after he broke 3 switches on me.

I’m telling everyone in my family to vote and the first question is ‘Why?’

A comedian I can’t remember who said “Wendy Williams has a strong ass looking jaw. It looks like she can drink peanut butter.”

Cause “You put that shit on everything”

I was out with a female friend and had met her friend who was a stripper out at a sports bar.

Wasn’t there a story about a black college girl a few years back, who had dressed up as a white frat bro and I believe she was reprimanded and taken off her position as like a student body president or something.

*Me* Jesus Hernandez Christ! Have you heard that ____ did ____ and it will affect millions of people for years to come.

“Tell me something? What do you know about Chult?”

I seen a post yesterday that said something like...

I believe there’s a ballistics gel that hardens on kinetic impact and further hardens with an electrical current runs through it.

I don’t want to be crass but I’ve heard this and had this kind of mentality in my twenties...

I. Am. Going. To write the greatest American novel.

Hey now! Don’t you dare speak ill of the PT cruiser man. I mean it was super uncomfortable on extended trips, handled for shit and a 150 squirrel power engine...

DC sniper is like Jackie Robinson mass shootings. He ain’t the first but he damn sure broke into national spotlight.

It’s a brain damaged frog right?