I’m coming but I’ll have to make a card with my pertinent information drafted for me because I believe it will be my first black out drunk night.

Even though they’re horrible people, I would so rock a money cape so damn hard.

Small correction. Actually large correction.

My puppy Detox.. I got him as 5wk and if he wasn’t being held he was shivering and shaking like he was going through withdrawal. Hence the name.

Is it sadder that he showed you the pamphlet and said that or sadder that he thought it was something about you that would matter?

Most white people are a non entity to me unless we make eye contact.

It’s cool. I was just me too-ing.(?)

Black people not just women.

I don’t think any of those options work cause spoiler...

That’s exactly me too.

My 1st suspension in 7th grade my dad remodeled our dinning room (I can build closets and drywall to this day)after he broke 3 switches on me.

Am I the only one who...

I thought there was a lesbian kiss during the ground hog day episode...

PARKOUR!!

I’m telling everyone in my family to vote and the first question is ‘Why?’

A comedian I can’t remember who said “Wendy Williams has a strong ass looking jaw. It looks like she can drink peanut butter.”