From Farscape.

Cause “You put that shit on everything”

I like Mordin’s explaining why humans are good. We’re super diverse because if you put 3 people in a room you have about 6 different opinions.

I was out with a female friend and had met her friend who was a stripper out at a sports bar.

Exactly why I disliked BvS and thought MoS was meh...

Hey now. Don’t do that. His was the only watchable parts in that turd of a show.

As a person who actually bought seasons 1-5. You are my favorite person for the next 1hr 37mins.

Wasn’t there a story about a black college girl a few years back, who had dressed up as a white frat bro and I believe she was reprimanded and taken off her position as like a student body president or something.

*Me* Jesus Hernandez Christ! Have you heard that ____ did ____ and it will affect millions of people for years to come.

“Tell me something? What do you know about Chult?”

I seen a post yesterday that said something like...

I believe there’s a ballistics gel that hardens on kinetic impact and further hardens with an electrical current runs through it.

Every single show would be so much better with a character who’s mind is slowly fracturing talking to a crazy 1812...

I don’t want to be crass but I’ve heard this and had this kind of mentality in my twenties...

I. Am. Going. To write the greatest American novel.

Hey now! Don’t you dare speak ill of the PT cruiser man. I mean it was super uncomfortable on extended trips, handled for shit and a 150 squirrel power engine...

Wisecrack made a video about this subject called ‘What went wrong: Batman v. Superman - Dawn of Justice.’

DC sniper is like Jackie Robinson mass shootings. He ain’t the first but he damn sure broke into national spotlight.

It’s a brain damaged frog right?

TBH we usually ignore you. I don’t ‘see’ a white person. I see a person who happens to be white.