+1 Swirl from Ipanema

You’d think the mayor would appreciate somebody who didn’t dwell on Rio’s problems.

Are you sure? :)

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

How does it end?!? Do they make it?

[Nods, opens can of refreshing Brawndo, which is both what plants, in fact, require, nay, demand for healthy life cycles and the source of bountiful electrolytes]

As an engineer (not a scientist—but hey, you people don't really know wtf I do anyway), we generally agree that 3/4 of something isn't actually 1 of something. As in 96 oz is not 128 oz (or 1 gallon). Or how a 75 mph fastball is not a 100 mph fastball. or how if you get caught doing 75 in a 70 mph zone you'll be fine,…

My uncle used to tell me this story all the time about his experience with bullying during his time in HS.

They were too Poe to afford any more features.

Why would Kawakami agree to alter the terms from “lunch” to “dinner at a top 5 most expensive restaurant in the country”?

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

And I for one will welcome our new Pornbot Overlords.

By the way, NO, the players cannot see the colored outlines around other players.

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

two american kids killing toddlers in the heartland

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

That shirt was played ten years before the Bangladeshi child who sewed it was born.

Highlight of my youth baseball career: playing left field when the other team’s big hitter absolutely crushed one down the line a hundred feet over my head. The left field fence was 380 feet to the pole and didn’t even belong to the baseball field, it belonged to the next field over. Ball bounced twice and somehow…

@Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Kids in Maine don't need fast, flashy cars. We use huffing and underage drinking to thin the teenage herd out here.