The ways to overcome your trashness if  you’re a man who’s trash (and you probably are, we all probably are, I ain’t special and you’re not either) arethe same ways we ask white people to admit white privilege is a thing;

“I’m fine guys. I told you, the concussion water works!”

I think if last tuesday’s election results are an indication of exactly how pissed people are, it’s a good thing.

All those fancy dinners at the fancy restaurants and you never realized you were sitting in a high chair.

Always stings when they remind you that you’re just part of the help.

This is like trying to decide between rooting for corn on pizza or ketchup on steak. Fuck both of them.

Lucky for him, it becomes guaranteed when the owners put him on the Intellectually Unable to Perform (IUP) list.

It isn’t needless. People have places to be. If someone doesn’t have enough cognizance to realize a light is green, they’re not paying attention. If they’re not paying attention, they’re a hazard to themselves and those around them. They should be on a bus. 

Is Trump Malware redundant? 

Um, so a few things..

The GOP candidate in Virginia (Gillespie) is a disgusting turd.

All of the Cowboys wives/girlfriends just invested heavily in American flag apparel.

because now, more than ever, we need it to be.

I too like to spend money on nice things then avoid any kind of optimization, mainly because I am lazy and incurious and I prideful of these traits. I often criticize people who put in more effort than me because they are losers who care too much about things.

There is no tricky part where I’m looking.

As a Pens fan, I’m going to miss the current tradition of Fleury losing his job every postseason.

So, basically Trump is like the person in high school who goes and tells the gossip of a friend to the “cool kids”he’s trying to impress. So, now his friend hates him and the cool kids he’s trying to impress still talk shit about him behind his back. But, he thinks he’s like totally IN with the cool kids. I mean they…

Bullshit. It’s only a class war when both sides are fighting. Till then it’s just systematic oppression and theft.

Take me out at the ballgame...