Those PenisalamiG batteries will go great in my Fleshlight. Thanks Gizmodo!

Replying to promote.

Yep. I've done single songs, small playlists, large playlists, auto-sync, drag-n-drop. The works.

Hopefully iTunes 11 will also allow music to sync properly. My iPhone has been hung out to dry by iTunes 10.6.1.7 freezing at the "Determining Tracks To Sync" for the past few months. No amount of restoring to factory, restoring from backup, Googling or forum searches have allowed me to get around this. If I uncheck…

Because bigger numbers make it seem like you're going faster.

Phil Collins. He could "oh, one more thing" the Invisible Touch (Screen) to us.

I'm not saying it's the correct word for the situation. Just suggesting that it seems to make sense within the semi bro-speak context (no matter how poorly written that context may be).

im·per·vi·ous [im-pur-vee-uhs]

Offroad Rolls?

Yep, I've been doing it for years in FF by hovering and pressing delete. No Shift required.

Hey, pigs like lipstick too, ok?

A real blockhead, this one.

Is that an upside-down Toyota logo, or are you just happy to see me?

Yes. And Jennifer herself is the one on the right with the lip hair.

The tent has 3 arms, all of which you sleep in. So technically you're both right.

Not hi-res, but all images are 600x900 here.

Yea. I mean, you gotta log onto the Internet somehow, amirite?

I guess I stopped watching prior to the 7th season, or I'd have known that Topanga married Peyton Manning.

I went from making small joke (the first sentence) to thinking I might explain it a bit, to making my own eyes cross, to just pressing SUBMIT and waiting for the trolls to appear.

Comparing Apple to Google is a bit like comparing apples to ice cream sandwiches. You can eat both, and while they are able to be consumed in the same manner, they both traveled different paths to you and, since they are slightly different in their parts-to-whole relationship, are used for different purposes by the…