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Ah yea. The wicking-material gym sweat funk. I know that well.

So you've - uhh - performed on/with/in these sheets, I take it?

Oh, I don't doubt that. But being that I'm not on a Cuban budget, I'll settle for your neighbors' cigars for now.

Or Dominican. Or Honduran. Or Nicaraguan. Or any other readily-available cigar legally sold in the US (no smuggling required). Speaking of which.

You guys really love your Sheex Performance Bedsheets, don't you?

Does past, Apple Ashton Kutcher know that present Ashton Kutcher pitches for Nikon?

I just choked on my fruit snacks. Thanks a lot.

I can tell when you're feeding the trolls. Excellent work!

It seems like magazine ad missing words throughout description.

Another liquid that causes explosions.

That's not the only thing that just busted.

Yea. I hear that one wears TWO pairs of sunglasses.

I think it's known as a ... Miniature Wayne?

Did you put the Temporary Teeth Tattoos on? Who TOLD you to put the Temporary Teeth Tattoos on? I didn't say to put the Temporary Teeth Tattoos on. Why you put the Temporary Teeth Tattoos on? You haven't even been to see the dentist. If you're gonna put the Temporary Teeth Tattoos on, then you let the dentist put…

Temporary Teeth Tattoos: Grills for White People!

And a extra set of latte-covered keys to give him.

Yet my third-party Amazon store sales of Football Bats continues to decline. Thanks for nuthin, Bo.

Should I try the veal?