(points at Eric Burdon)

Light and stiff. The only way I know.

Pictures or it CAN'T happen.

Just look at all those lenses! This picture just gave me a monopod.

Stylis? Penus?

THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE!

Welcome to the neighborhood, neighbor!

Good point. So don't grease the bearings on that fancy wheel to keep him from slipping all over the place. And maybe get that wheel in green or brown. Unless he's into bright blue. You never know.

This is wrong and right at the same time.

They could have at least given him one of these taller, smoother-rolling rollerblade wheel casters instead of one from Peggy's chair in Mad Men that looks like it's clogged with a hairball.

What's that Timmy? Lassie fell down the well?!

Them Marketing bitches be triflin', yo.

Or at least drunkenly pop a blob. Either way.

Hey camera- you-you've got a little something on your face.

A different kind of Gina Rub.

Actually, I didn't. I completely understood the "total time spent on Facebook" > "total time spent on Google+" as displayed in "total program length" vs. "total time in ad length" (essentially 25 mins vs. 5 mins).

But the ads are where the networks make their money. Does this validate the article's title? (reads title a 7th time)

Sunken Ship

1 kilometer?

Porche: kickin' tires and lighting hookahs since 1931.