@SteveJobsSexLife: Hey- who are you and have I seen you before?

@Jakooboo- THE DRUMS!: It's the only way I figure I can recreate the feeling of riding a TRON lightcycle in real life. LEDs + double mirrors = bending the time space continuum.

Now I must find a hair salon with mirrors on opposing walls to break into....

@Pixelologist, Esq.: These are my new gum-chewing invention: they come in a can, stack nicely and taste like Pringles. Problem is, once you chew one piece, you can't...well...you know.

@A Ferret: Dook?: I forgot what you did there.

@njdevil misses the old days: You're being rude. At least TRY to blink.

@Edix: Whatever could you peen?

@Acesfull711: Have you discovered life in your backyard yet?

I'm a ribbon dancer. I'll make my own, thanks.

@Timmy: Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Flying gladiators with lasers? I'm imagining that causing a few spectator casualties.

We like the moon coz it is close to us.

Feel The Future. It's Inside You.

So are we talking GOLD gold, or sparkly, gold-colored glue? Cause everyone knows glue is made from horses.

@KBlack: That's what you think. I've got that laser-sight and Deadeye Dick accuracy. It'll track you down, no problem.

@tomsomething: Somewhere out there, some geek was excited enough by that to turn it into the nerdiest That's What She Said yet.

@The Squalor and the Fury: He couldn't have. I mean look how small and feeble he was!

Laser-Guided Slingshot

@EK-AAT: Internetness.

@Duc: I enjoyed your incredibly thorough reworking of my pedestrian internet comment. The pedestrianness (pedestrian-ness? pedestrianess? this is hard) of my prose was entirely evident due to my fragmented sentence structures and questionable grammar that could be considered, as the commoners might say, 'slang.'