@technologic: Monica Lewinsky would like a word with you.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: Psshhh. All you need is $38.

Sign #324 that the world will end in 2012: They turned the Large Hadron Collider into a freaking iPod dock.

@MJDeviant: But how would it work?

@davidgreen360: I was just telling someone that I was kind of 'meh' on the Tron movie thus far because all I can see in my mind's eye is Tron Guy's bulge. It's terrible. But now that I know Daft Punk is involved, I'm in for sure.

@davidgreen360: CRANK IT UP AND CLEAN.

@Squalor: Hey, I would never make fun of my own mother just to become famous.

@Squalor: Removing the bullets from your gun was the smartest thing you could have done.

@Squalor: How does the vinegar in your mouth taste? Sour?

@PierceTheVin: It's not good when you get funky ass on your headphones. That's how people get Pink Eye.

@Squalor: You can trigger me, but you'll never figure me out.

@PierceTheVin: Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.

@atrus123: Send it to gazelle. They just gave me $74 for mine.

@MrCheatachu: Ok, fine. Who straps shrimp tempura to their cellphone? Honestly.

Who straps sushi to their cellphone? Honestly.

@Oprahs_Panties: Hopefully just the end of it, though.

@Tanjoodo: Sorry, I was a little sleepy. I just got up from a nap.

@Squalor: Hippie Warfare 49: Fires Were Started (Weed Was Smoked)

@Squalor: Hippie Warfare 47: Wake and Bake Island

@Stevox: You mean like get up early and stuff?