Dad and mom got out easily. Grandma and infant were stuck, strong waves, fear of baby drowning.

What a useless report provided by both CBS outlets. There is no indication of the circumstances of the arrest, nor is anyone personally sourced with a statement. Lazy journalism by CBS.

None. And yes. The anonymity of AA refers to the group meetings, only. The sponsor isn't acting in a legal, spiritual, or medical capacity, but is just supposed to be someone to provide advice on adhering to the 12 Steps. If you've got a confession to make, do it at a group meeting.

Blame the trainers or doctors. Elbow inflammation is treated with steroids, ice, heat, and rest. Someone just gave him the wrong thing, maybe purposefully. It’s not like he could get this stuff on his own.

That stunk.

All I saw was “power sander.”

The Volt won’t be successful until Jalopnik follows me.

Wear thick socks when you get to hell, so your feet won't burn too fast.

People who write spoilers end up in hell.

I guess this is why hiring a lawyer is one of your suggestions. Rocket science is easier than this.

So lumber and spaghetti wouldn't be a consumer product, but cars and lawn chairs would be. Right?

Market research surveys, just like for traditional print, radio, and TV media. The goal should be to build a recognizable, reputable brand, not garner clicks and page views.

Body shaming? Shame on you, Tom.

What's the difference between a consumer product and a non-consumer product?

How much longer must I endure being gray?

Rob Ford’s dedication to promoting athletics for kids may be his best quality, in fact. It’s not a bad idea for him to be on the hockey board.

I'm skeptical of this. It sounds like bullshit.

So the hostage can escape.

That station wagon was probably heavy, slow, and built like a tank. And lucky.