I don’t know what kind of filth you’re clicking, but the algorithm on Twitter never shows me filth or perverted adult content. 

Bull. Entering in the EU with deep pockets guarantees multiple regulatory investigations and lawsuits, all seeking ”settlement” payments.

It’s been found. 

Do a great job and you’ll get more in tips than subsistence pay. Any monkey can type in orders and grab plates. If you want more, give more. Make customers so comfortable they’ll part with money happily. 

It’s no different than the server picking her ear while greeting you to your table. The entire rest of the visit will be consumed by “did she wash her hands after that?”

Cabs can’t pull right up to the buildings and it’s not practical to move a person in a building, with a potentially serious injury, to a parking lot.

Tommy never appreciated my brilliance, so I’m still grey here, on Deadspin, and Gawker. I hope he steps on a Lego barefoot. So there!

Nope. The subway entrances were closed around there (and subways skipped those stations) around that time, to limit late arrivals and crowding along parade route, staircases, and subway platforms. It’s a routine safety issue for big events.

Awesome photographer, equally cool name.

Culturally insensitive headline.

Fake pitch, for ratings and a payoff.

Hmm.

I imagine she’s got an IV hooked up to a bag of liquid caffeine.

Cable is worth it, to me. But yeah, if this race mattered to me, I’d pay for the dedicated stream, too.

Hmm.

Too bad you’re such an awful blogger, or you’d have some links to his name and back story.

Looks miserable.

If what you said is correct, then this guy might be a good kid.

Ask around before buying, since slings and crutches and braces are the kind of stuff no one really throws out after they’re done using it.

Yup. A good square of any linen, even an old tablecloth, can easily be repurposed as a sling.