Sometimes I think writers actually want us to post gore photos. No other reason could explain why most commenters are routinely ignored by the writers.

Real men aren't afraid to go with bold fashion statements. This isn't a fashion crime, it's an attention getter.

Like a parade float or clown car, it's got four wheels, looks silly, and makes someone happy. That's a useful thing to somebody.

Same as a parade float. Four wheels, looks silly, makes someone happy.

If it's such an uncomfortable atmosphere that jocks dislike the media being in the locker room, they have two simple options: make the media wait, or hand out full-length robes as each jock steps out of the shower. There's really no reason why well-financed athletic departments can't handle this more easily.

-1, for being a party pooper

He's suing the wrong entity. He should be going after his former employer and the police who leaked his name to the media, not the woman.

Cues. Sorry.

It's hard to call it stealing when American industry and universities continue to allow those Chinese thieves to come here to work and study.

it's, not its... twice

When will Deadspin address these incidents as black on black crime?

Young people who couldn't afford better.

It is not about driver experience. It's about cheap cars that younger adults can afford.

Eighty to ninety percent of conjunctivitis is from the same viruses that cause a cold, not feces or bacteria. Ruins your joke, though.

Since I'm never going to be permanently pulled out of the grays, I refuse to answer this question.

As the ball went off the court, he followed and would have stomped kids on the sideline. Instead, he jumped over the kids, landing on that table.

The legislative history of such laws is to increase transparency while limiting costs.

It's lousy reporting at the original source, because there's no specificity of what occurred. Allegations of sexual assault can be interpreted a lot of ways, from rape to drunk sex, to copping a feel.

It makes sense to consider the parents to be partly culpable here, if these allegations are proven true, because these young people weren't supervised. Teens have the bodies of adults but with much less experience and understanding of consequences than adults, so they really do need to be watched at parties.

I doubt you're right, for the simple reason that there not much of a penalty for missing tags, a license, or insurance. I think most people would rather take the small penalty for that, rather than hit and run, because fleeing involves jail time... and it's pretty cowardly to do.