I have run through the same exact hobo scenario in my head literally dozens of times. Really enjoying this series, keep it up.

Not usually one to put on a tinfoil hat but is this not just page views 101 for ESPN? Street cred for Simmons as people continue to realize how lame ESPN really is? He isn't going anywhere, and a 3 day Twitter ban is hardly a serious reproach. Let's get real people.

Liz Lemon