@Gamboa Constrictor: +1

@Always Winning: I'll consider it grand Larseny if this doesn't end up being named "Worst Sled Accident of 2011".

@The CFL Allstar: I Got To See A Sick Double Take Out

"No matter how hard you try, you sanctimonious fucks will never get me to altar my choice of profession."

A local gas station got me hemmed up. I've definitely got to make better decisions.

His name is Morocco Elijah Tyson. At his first weigh-in, he was 8 lbs, 13 oz.

@7MinuteAbs: It's sad that my proudest moment is playing off of someone else's joke, isn't it?

ended (presumably) in a stomach-pumping hospital visit.

N***a I go harder than a Russian.

Wendel Clark at an autograph signing put on by Loblaw's. My sister delivered the message "you're a bum" from my dad.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: It's possible, but don't you dare ask Koch to menses words on the subject going forward.

It's like a penis anchor. SEXY

@Julian Vargas: @Penny Hardaway's Rookie Card: @BeerbogganingGoldMedalist: @Gamboa Constrictor:

@UweBollocks: Ottawa Lynx

@UweBollocks: Arsenal FC

Night DUAN.

@UweBollocks: Oh, I know it's a decent enough album. I actually like it a lot. I categorized it the way I did based on how I perceive the other band's catalogues stacking up against Rossdale & Co.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Better: Californication - RHCP, The Battle of Los Angeles - RATM, Toxicity - SOAD

D. McNabb: [cums]