Cram 'n Jam a Ding-Dong?

@Phintastic: Holy shit. +1

@Sheed's Bald Spot: +1

Larsen's Wife: Uh, Ray honey, I don't know if this is such a good idea. Could you maybe postpone this stunt?

I'm ashamed to admit that I purchased every item up for bid from his Minnesota days. I can't help it, I'm addicted.

Maybe this one sticks, since he's already hawking collectible "Thanks For The Memories" crap.

The Flyers swinging at Proust was obviously precipitated by their Remembrance of Things Past.

Who Was The Dirtiest Player In Yesterday's Rangers/Flyers Game?

@Gamboa Constrictor: Awesome.

A blow-up doll is not a raft.

@ursa: The (only slightly) ashamed part should read as: I'm only a little embarrassed that a 12 year old me purchased Jagged Little Pill on cassette (even though it's a decent album).

@Desi_Relaford: I'm (only slightly) ashamed to admit I at one point considered her quite respectable, but anyway, here ya go.

I don't understand how Moreno came up with the Knowshon that packing that much black tar was a good idea.

"The offending parties can Call It Pretending all they want, I know this Effigy served a Sinister Purpose."

@Murray Hewitt: I saw his comment before the ninja got to him and knew something was going to happen. Didn't expect it to be that harsh though, to be honest. Maybe a -1 from FAILBOT, or a warning from the ninja, but not that.

@Murray Hewitt: Don't mind me interjecting...

@YinkaDoubleDare: Gamboa Constrictor, Jefferson Tardship, Can I Borrow A Feeling, Ron Artesticular Fortitude, Sheed's Bald Spot (in no particular order) are my Top 5.

@Always Winning: I was responding to your expressed desire for a name change by saying I'd like to do so as well - even if your reason is to dispel confusion and mine is general awkwardness. I'm at what I hope is the tail end of a decent stretch without sleep, so I apologize for how muddled that was.

@Always Winning: I keep trying to change my screen name, but it never works.

@Red Ned: The Raiders. The newest high school in the area (which opened when I was a Senior - I believe) were the Ice.