This is so unfair. I’ve been with Larin in Canada, and I know this isn’t how he operates—we were visiting the CNN tower when we interrupted lunch to save a family of four from a burning car exclusively by doing ‘shups while a crowd of beautiful, large-breasted women cheered us on.

Khloe Kardashian?

He’s fed up with himself?

“More than half?”

+1, you dog’s ass.

Which one of the bloggers is the least popular, and how is it still Jack Dickey?

“They” probably don’t outnumber “us,” whoever you’re defining in either camp.

Uh, Tim, with the national debt where it is, I’m pretty sure we’re willing to “O Canada” whatever we think we should.

I dunno Laura—it seems a little excessive to put him in jail over that.

Count it, and one.

+1

[become filled with complete and utter despondency]

I don’t wanna be a downer, but there’s a really compelling argument for reasoning that Detroit is the most horrible city in America.

Given all the recent noise, Eustachy shouldn’t be surprised to be suddenly down the tubes.

He got drunk & had unprotected sex with his friend’s sister, then married her?

This is so unnecessary. Yeah, Boogie was injured, Buddy Hield.

Little known fact: teammates refer to Canyon as “Grand,” on account of his belief that the telos of all life is 1,000 years of darkness.

Ease off, Tim—I’m not one of Slater’s creditors.

Because of what you did to him, we gave him to a nice family out in the country :(

They’re too late if they think they’re the first ones opening the process of the HOF: that was accomplished years ago, on Baywatch Confessionals.