Part II of “Shaken” is due to be penned by Ricky Williams.

Why didn’t you raise the possibility this is merely CNN acquiring a relatively cheap tax write-off? If Beme’s liabilities are greater than its assets in liquidity, then this is may be a slightly-early year-end tax save, especially depending on how CNN is organized.

That’s the hippo tranquilizers.

John, I was all set to like your post, but then an unrecognizable burner said it wasn’t funny.

“hngngthhh, hngthh”

Pasta.

Sorry :(

“You’ve got to be shitting me.”

The writer wouldn’t have that responsibility—if those facts actually merited the story.

Patrick, this is irresponsible.

Hee.

The Ordinals Won Their 65th Game

Mr. Epperman, you’ve twice now used personal attacks on your fellow commenters.

It is worth it, to have at least seen the spiraling ruins of Phyllis Schlafly annexed by hell.

You’re the guy who’s too good to go to bars, right?

[scribble notes furiously]

To anyone who thinks the physical act of sitting down during the anthem is a meaningless gesture:

Why did I have to be from Detroit?

Tim Burke and who else?

Hey, leave Alabama Frodopopolous out of it—foxy boxing and stripping are the legit dames’ sports.