Part II of “Shaken” is due to be penned by Ricky Williams.

That’s the hippo tranquilizers.

John, I was all set to like your post, but then an unrecognizable burner said it wasn’t funny.

“hngngthhh, hngthh”

Pasta.

Sorry :(

“You’ve got to be shitting me.”

The writer wouldn’t have that responsibility—if those facts actually merited the story.

Patrick, this is irresponsible.

Hee.

The Ordinals Won Their 65th Game

Mr. Epperman, you’ve twice now used personal attacks on your fellow commenters.

It is worth it, to have at least seen the spiraling ruins of Phyllis Schlafly annexed by hell.

You’re the guy who’s too good to go to bars, right?

[scribble notes furiously]

To anyone who thinks the physical act of sitting down during the anthem is a meaningless gesture:

Why did I have to be from Detroit?

Tim Burke and who else?

Hey, leave Alabama Frodopopolous out of it—foxy boxing and stripping are the legit dames’ sports.

That’s fucking funny.