That’s fucking funny.

@grungebanjo From what I hear, Lady Bird Johnso—

Court-ordered visitation.

Rowing. I would just say “If this thing is so long, why don’t they call it columning??” so much that other rowers would beat me to death with their oars.

Are you a plantation owner? How is this* even possible?

I’m still amazed I'm not greyed out.

Cuck recognize cuck.

Um, what does a bodega owner say when Burneko returns to pay off a returned check?

Will you go out with me?

+1, Samer.

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Leading Red Gives Message to America’s Children: “Get Cancer”

You’d think the mayor would appreciate somebody who didn’t dwell on Rio’s problems.

*Craggs

I don’t know, I’m pretty gullible—I sold the family farm for a copy of The Rime of the Ancient Mariner.

“I’m glad I have my name on that.”

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You’re not better than this.

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