This is a shame; Martina is known for nothing if not his splits.

Prove it. Give me all your money, become poor, and then outshine those pernicious dunderheads buying scrips of chance.

+1

h/t Rap

He shouldn’t have been Hinton so much to the media.

+1

I’m afraid that question is not protected under the Fifth Amendment, the right to freedom of speech.

“Protected by privilege” was also the shorthand for every play Manziel was supposed to block for a running back.

Ted Williams Lost In the Numbest Way

Jason Pierre-Paul Lost in the Thumbest Way

This is a tremendously tone-deaf and wrong comment.

LOL

“OK, let’s throw it over to Akron!”

+1

Plagiarizing is immoral, Dave—even when you’re plagiarizing the diary of a pimp specializing in scat.

Dude, fuck off.

Impossible, he couldn’t swipe one to save his life.

But if you were a Vietnam vet, there’s a reasonable chance you can’t hear either side.

So what if he furnished them alcohol? They furnish way worse on other people.

Still a bad idea to let her store coke in her rectum.