How is this relevant, Barry? You know teams barely pooch anymore.

Peeing on Anthony Mason’s unmarked grave.

Has anybody told you you’re gay yet? You’re probably gay.

+1

Steph Curry Guaranteed A Win, And Adam Silver Doesn’t Seem Too Surprised By It

Phelps may be known for the fly, but the other guys are killing him in breast.

Fair enough—but to Wu Ke’s credit, 40% of our national debt.

Huh? Sorry, I’ve been at a disco for the past year and have to stay out of the way of the dancers. Ducking frugs, man.

the 12th Man DEMANDS that these two commentators be banned from calling any future Seahawks games

Hi Milo. +1

Can I be your friend?

I’ve never seen a Deadspin post that consisted solely of an embedded tweet.

Who’s “Taking a shit?”

+1

Please don’t speak ill of Gerald Ford.

Norman as Batman and OBJ as the Joker marks the first time DC has given equal representation to black men.

C’mere, I’ll buy you a beer.

Now shut your beerhole.

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Oh, so they’ll let a DT in the NFL trash talk a girl, but I can’t tell that bitch waitress to hurry up with my goddamn Old Crow?

Fucking despicable.