“Hey, you can’t play baseball inside!”

38 to 38 is impossible

Pictured: Texan In Rare Attempt To Grapple With Reality

[snorts]

Yikes. +1

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Not true, Patrick—the Aussies are used to watching prospects go down the drain.

“You deserve it, little man!”

“She’s dead?

[laughs contemptuously at defeated striker]

He’s right; Javon Belcher was always happiest when killing himself for the Chiefs on the weekend of a big game.

Schiff: [watching conclusion of NLDS] Well, shit. I guess that settles it.

You generally addressed it with the discuss of some ancillary stressors in logistical concerns, but one of the things that needs to be stipulated is that being poor is stressful often b/c of a general societal meanspiritedness about it. Being poor is bad enough, but absorbing the endless messaging that this is…

2023, Connecticut

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This was fucking funny.

When the Patriots lost the 2007 Super Bowl, I cried semen from my penis.

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“We had some targets when I was in Detroit. To me though? They were laughable. C’mon, an 8-win season? Fuck off.”

“No no, it’s like ‘barns’ but with an ‘e.’”