“If all you’re going to write is negative expletive then none of you need to be here!”

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“Oof! That’s an awkward tumbler if I ever saw one. Came up empty. Go figure.”

Heh.

This was a great comment. It needed a +1. Have a +1.

That Starbucks story is horseshit. Rat the guy out to your manager, cut off the free drink bullshit, or just plain refuse service. When the inevitable hissy fit arrives, just say “na.”

“The problem is, I can’t really see through whatever they’re putting up.”

“There is no way I’m being self-serving.”

[snicker]

LOL you virgin

Sober up, Erg

[nods vigorously]

Man, I hate being fat as much as the next guy, but losing weight through tears seems like a really stupid idea.

You’re an idiot.

You’re right, it would’ve been much funnier if I’d killed a baby.

“Me too.”

+1

But are we really sure the Shorebirds didn’t take a dive?

+1

“Who could say no to this face???”