Hate beams. +1

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You. +1

Great. +1

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“Again, I get two fees instead of one.”

[honk honk]

And +1

A group of American tourists witnessed the murder, but couldn’t understand what was going on.

[nah]

Cocktail sauce is really easy! You just pour out ketchup into a mixing bowl, and then yell at it.

One of the sources called it “an A-plus performance.”

“What? I was telling the truth. You don’t look like it, so Suomi.”

[Fucking stupid, the equivalent of saying ‘first’ on an absolute garbage post that shouldn’t have been published.]

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Most restaurant jobs in America (and indeed, most jobs, it seems) are “at-will,” which means the employer can fire you essentially for no reason if s/he decides to, and that dismissal is immediate. The only operating consideration is the interest of the business and the labor cost of training somebody new. Employees…

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Your post was a really bad idea.

I could read an endless supply of these.

Jesus Fucking Christ.