Ronaldo, chafed by Milito being the best, announced he planned to outdo the Argentine's rosary by buying hordes of indulgences.

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Sublime.

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[snort]

Gross.

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I love this.

No, the post is funny. I just think you've got it wrong.

This is still better than when George W. Bush was the 2001 person of the year for Jet magazine.

I don't know who this is, but I'm sure it sucks.

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When asked about the practice, Lombardi said he "didn't know" how Voynov had gotten there and that "maybe he'd fallen down a flight of stairs" to Staples Center.

Now there's a first-class homosexual.

Coincidentally, "objectively fucking awful" is the phrase used in the patent application for the FleshLight.

Nobody rioted when you made this comment.

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