former NBA player Tim Hardaway, who in 2007 declared he "hates gay people," but has since done a complete 180

/makes bitchface to end all bitchfaces

"OK—now in this round of couple's charades, I want each partner to show what they'll remember most about each other from the hanky-panky. Ready?"

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Nice. +1

[does shot, snivels]

"How terrible for the matter to come down to mere seconds."

What was wrong with me I didn't +1 this 21 months ago? +1, dammit

Asked how gay people will be welcomed in 2022, al-Ali replied: "It's exactly like the alcohol question."

"O, so Messi is Oedipal?? I will show you what is Oedipal, mi amigo."

Oh man, Mike Tyson is on there too? How am I ever gonna get any dates on Kindle Singles?

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I really don't get this argument. Elk is OK, sure, but if anything, it's far less versatile to work with regarding seasoning and preparation than farm-raised red meat or even venison.

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a photoshopped image of an astronaut standing on the moon, doing a "sieg heil" salute to a Nazi flag

"GIMME A 'B!!!'"

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Love this.

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