Awesome.

He's really upset that Superdome security let Michael Irvin get so close to the sideline, then get away so quickly.

[meh]

"What's the big deal? It's all just a bunch of minstrelsy."

"OK—now in this exercise, I want everyone to *show* me their favorite food!"

You know, there's been a lot of bad sports news recently, but this was a nice little palate cleanser.

+1

Going out in makeup like this is really pandaring.

+1 from the fuuuuture

So dumb. +1

+1

"This is so unfair. Why should women get all the periods?"

Sad, sure, but not surprising—this is a guy who gets in hot water because he refuses to even play with himself well.

No, it's funny, and you have a stick up your butt.

I go 0-for-100 nigga real quick

[pumps fist]

+1

Ugh. I know their fans are excited about this, but if you ask me, nothing could have been more predictable than watching the Royals succeed.

+1

+1