Frightening fact: he was a MILITARY PROSECUTOR. How many rapists did he let go free because he thought they just couldn't help but abuse all those "girls" in their command!

Don't forget this part:

At first I was like

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He is so fiiiiiiiine.

He married his de facto step-daughter. He's a pig.

Read the VF article. I don't know how anyone could have trouble believing Ronan/Mia after reading it.

Look, he may not be the Hollywood ideal, but Sean Penn is NOT ugly.

I can't hear you over his blue eyes.

That pic of Ronan Farrow totally convinces me that he is Frank Sinatra's kid.

Why am I the only one talking about this dress? It is gorgeous and worn very well.

It fits! And is a flattering colour! And her makeup is great! IT IS A GOLDEN GLOBES MIRACLE!

"I don't really go to public gyms anymore just because it is a whole big scene when I'm there. I don't like being watched."

Oh god, I just clicked a link with "Miley Cyrus Masturbates" in the title. This is my life.

You're my kind of people.

You missed the point by a mile and a half, kiddo. Unless your fiancee is also your daughter.

Generalizations like that are both unhelpful and untrue.

Pigeons have the best thigh gaps.

Pinterest taught me to stand pigeon toed and look down at my feet with devilish grin whenever my photo is being taken. I "pinned that tip now and read it for later".