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Good on Sam Mendes for his intelligent and articulate statement.

Right? Why is it so weird one way and then the other way they're begging their girlfriends "just try it once"?

My lord. I can't tell you how many times these people pop up on my Facebook feed for how family oriented and Christian they are. Everyone in the Deep South just loooooves them. There are even life size cardboard cut outs at my local Walmart that you can have your picture taken with. I wish I made this shit up.

Congratulations, Phil Robertson. You've managed to fulfill every negative stereotype possible about being a small-minded redneck.

"It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable than an anus. " — Sounds like my girlfriend every birthday

Part of sleepovers is waking up the next day to the breakfast traditions of other families that aren't your own.

I used to really like him, but then I seen that photo of him reading Lolita in a Paris park with his 20 year old girlfriend and then I was like...

How about Darren Criss as Sky Masterson?

Megyn Kelly weeps for the white children. Big, expensive crystal tears.

That is beautiful. Because, as we know, it has long been documented and confirmed that the conservative right loves it some strong women.

Today the front page of my paper (Seattle Times) had an adorable picture of a family of darling children (in their PJs!) sitting on Santa's lap and telling him their Christmas wishes at Nordstrom. It was beyond sweet.

I wish someone close to Megyn Kelly would pull her aside and just say, "Remember that time last year when Karl Rove kept insisting Romney won the election, and you were the voice of reason? You are acting like Karl Rove, Megyn. You are acting like Karl Rove."

Coming in to say you don't want this kind of body. Because while men will drool over Kim Kardashian as the "ideal" woman with the "hottest bod," non-famous women who have bodies like this get told we're "too fat" by the same brand of dudebro.

I don't think my best friend, THE GHOST OF SUSAN B. ANTHONY, would be very pleased with you, Swiffer.

I thought this was such a cute commercial until my 12 year old niece pointed out this exact same thing. She said, and I quote, "But Morty doesn't DO anything!"

OMG. When she climbs on the unstable chair to clean their lighting fixture I always yell at my tv. BECAUSE MORTY IS TALL AND COULD PROBABLY REACH WITHOUT STANDING ON A RICKETY ASS CHAIR.

"Here is a very elegant picture of Gisele Bundchen simultaneously breast-feeding and getting her hair, makeup and nails done"
At least she's not yelling "What's your excuse" at the same time.

Do Black women not make pop music? Because I'm pretty sure Beyoncé is the Queen of Fucking Everything. The End.