Should come in handy against pro-democracy protesters.

Wow...the mad skillz of a douchebag riding down a perfectly straight street.

Are those real bat-leather seats? We must consult with Ricardo Montalban!

I. Think. Fucking. Not.

FAIL. I'm currently driving a Mark V GTI...waiting for the release of the Golf R. No way I'd buy one of the new Jettas or the "Passat". The CC was a nice-looking sedan, but new stuff is horrible.

@mykpfsu77: Footprint is not the issue (in fact, a larger footprint puts a bigger potential load on the system to to a wider coverage area), it's the "backhaul". I'll keep my fingers crossed, knowing that AT&T initially didn't expect the iPhone to toast their network either.

Oh. Holy. God.

I can't wait for my good Verizon service (DroidX) to be ruined by the arrival of the iPhone.

Nice to see we've gotten lazy enough that we can't even frickin' paddle.

@McMike: I was thinking a little more like this, but the pink does add something. A certain UN feel.

@Dezerus Richardson: Dude, what planet were you on (or what group of people were you hanging out with) that "mourned" the pirates when the SEALs took them out? Because back here on Earth, everyone was pretty happy about it.

@mwhite66: 2-3 SEALs with Barretts also seems to do the job.

Staring at Kim Kardashian's ass also results in being blinded by the booty...

@aliasjerk: I owned the same SVT (well, a 2000 I think), loved it. Great car.

When does his star turn on "Havasu Shore" begin?

Get a grip New Yorkers. I live in Minneapolis, where we're well-prepared for serious winter weather and major snowfalls...and it still takes us multiple days to clear 2+ feet of snow.

A gift card to Punch Pizza? Hell yes that's a good gift.

@brick frog: I do occasionally work out at home, but for the most part I find that I've got way too many distractions here...toys to play with, email to check, etc. I'm much better off at the gym where there's nothing to do but train.

@ZGangsta: I genuinely applaud the people that decide they really need to make a change in their lives and start working out...but we all know those aren't the assclowns that materialize on 1/1.

Speaking as a dedicated gym rat...the next 8 weeks totally sucks. Why can't you fat bastards stop kidding yourselves and just stay home?