Hey Janet...FUCK YOU!

@kenn2: Shhh, don't confuse the gov't. hacks with logic and reason.

The first time some TSA hack gives me the handjob I'm going to tip 'em $5 and thank them loudly.

@jvrbanac: it sure as hell seems like alot of people are heading to the airport looking for a fight over this now.

I know, Godwin's law...but really, at what point does the gov't. just pull out the SS uniforms and be done with it?

Was there a Pinto in there?

I catch ya doing that to my car and you're going to experience an instant enema using your own "emergency pump".

Either some variant of a 911 or a Quattro Audi (if I lived in a cold-weather town).

@Jim-Bob: But is it a bitchin' Camaro?

In celebration of Friday afternoon...

Wait, I've seen that somewhere before...

Yawn. GoAPR.com...

I'm not sure the chainring on that bike is quite large enough...

@HektikLyfe: Regardless of what they're paid by Netflix, it's more than they're going to be paid by people pirating/downloading the movie from a torrent. This just goes to show the studios don't know what the fuck they're doing.

@Malthian: Couldn't agree more. The studios are going to cut off a legit revenue stream by doing this...pretty soon we'll hear them pissing and moaning (again) about piracy.

@Spiegel, Barrel Roller: YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

I guess now I won't be able to keep the printer in my carry-on bag when I go through security...

It's really just a post-traumatic stress thing...Officer Bubbles started out as a security guard on The Lawrence Welk Show.

@Thomas Bailey: Officer Bubbles has a future as a TSA employee.

Just watched the video. That's...disturbing.