In celebration the geeks that built the car are setting the hotel room couch on fire out in the parking lot...

tOSU? Automatic fail. If the police had pulled the car over they probably would have found Maurice Clarette driving, with a bottle of Grey Goose and a hatchet on the floorboard.

@SantaRita: What Katrina evacuation?

@buzz killington: Quite right. However, I don't intend to do it while re-enacting a scene from The Matrix like this chucklehead.

Fact: not all of us are going to make it.

F*@k that noise man...

@Youri Volkov: Nope. Just accurate.

OK...Chrysler/Dodge are now officially off my shit list.

I'll say it again...I'm clearly in the wrong line of work.

Friggin' trying to pull off a "cobra". Stupid.

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Sorry all, just not a big DiCaprio fan (usually). As for Shutter Island...I read the book first and wasn't all that blown away so I skipped the movie.

I just got back from seeing it. Maybe the only DiCaprio movie (besides The Departed) I've ever liked...and I liked it a lot.

And a second...

Respectfully, I really like the current version a lot more....

Apple "reality distortion field" = "The Force". Exploiting the weak-minded since 1997.

North Koreans. Kim Jong Il!

@NeVeRMoRe666: You're seriously using the use of nuclear weapons to end WW2 as part of your argument? Go ask the Chinese who lived through the Rape of Nanking about that. Flattening Hiroshima and Nagasaki was humane compared to what a full-on invasion of Japan would have been like. Jesus.

@JustABill: Not anymore...the BatPhone rang at 2am and Penn was running for the door 3 minutes later. He'll be parachuting into the Apple parking lot any time now.