The reason of flopping is moderate turbulence over the sea. And MIG-29's engines smoke is because of old RD-33 engine construction – not poor quality.

There is no flat runway in the world.

Everybody else? It is not a test, it is exercise.

Because of that, russians love drag chutes.

Zero - zero ejection is guaranteed contusion and spine injury.

I have strong visuals. Time to time...

On acid everything looks like Yellow Submarine.

Knock Off? There is no one similar detail under the hood. This two have absolutely different construction. M4 more similar to AK than Stg.

And a car driver too! We don't have the roads, we have directions.

I was flying from Narita with Qatar airways with BB MP7 in cabin luggage.

Idiot Greek letters, you mean.

Not so many obesity people here: stress is our gym.

My favorite Air new zeland is:

Don't be silly. If you want a crisp pic of shell from side view – yes you need a high speed camera. But here shell is hardly moving within frame.

Mammal not animal. In russian, words "mammal" and "animal" it is the same word, fruit flies - insects not mammal.

Then, there is no problem at all… Russia forbid gay parades? Just for gays safety. They may be beaten by angry mob. watch this it s very good point (watch all):

Why so much care about gays? They is absolutely alright in Russia, if they do not provoke people around. Law about gay propaganda aimed only for gay propaganda among children. But nobody love gays in Russia, it is true. But who cares?

You so wanna fuck with Russia? It is not so pleasure, I guarantee it.

Because the props is more fuel efficient and produce more lift with same fuel flow. But much more louder - that is no good for passenger airplanes.

That's why russian space suits is better - they one-piece. In emergency you can put it on alone, without assistance.