I bet that’s where he learned it from - fucking diva robot (disclaimer - never saw the movie).

I bet he used to pull this shit all the time with that robot in SpaceCamp.

Sleepy Joe might have avoided him in the first two debates but he knows what we all do: Bernie comin.

“Hey there, we’re your overly compensated management team. We fucked up everything we could and don’t really know how to fix any of this so we’re firing all you dumbasses and hiring a whole new squad of dumbasses. Btw, we’re all getting raises.”

APPEASERS, ASSEMBLE, as heard from Tom Perez’s office.

It boggles my mind that either:

obligatory:

1. This comes right after unneccessarily lying his ass off about the Iraq vote.

There’s a reason the period when something new comes out and everybody likes it before it’s not new and then they start to realize its flaws is called the “Honeymoon period”. 4 days after marriage, you should still be in that Honeymoon period and if it’s going bad now, it’s only going to get worse from there.

“we failed to resolve [the incident] in a way that made either side feel supported,”

he screams at her until she cries. she doesn't owe him shit.

a baby that Sanders kindly asked to “keep that down a little bit” when they were shrieking.

Awesome, Rey is a clone super-force-sensitive vessel for Palpatine to re-enter, but there are other clones he has to use when Rey rejects him, so we get to see Rey fight Reyy at the end.

I’m so glad they decided to resuscitate the ghost of Palpatine to somehow bring this trainwreck trilogy to some semi-coherent conclusion. I trust that guy. That evil, old albino scrotum wizard. Good guy, great guy. If anyone can save Star Wars, it’s the Sheevster. 

The 4chan poster was pretty clearly someone who worked in either emergency medicine or at a hospital; the details they were providing were about the steps emergency personnel took to try to revive Epstein. So it wasn’t a fake story, but it also wasn’t a poster accurately predicting his death before it occurred. It was…

To: Canadian Embassy

It’s incredibly useful for academics to reach people who normally don’t have good/consistent access to academic research. That’s only a tiny fraction of what Twitter is, but it’s really useful. There’s a bigger market than you’d think for threads on Chalcolithic proto-urbanism or Akkadian poetry. 

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever accidentally done in a video game?

You don’t put your tacos on display? How uncivilized

White privilege isn’t about being wealthy.