I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

I’m short and petite, I was at the mall and having a cigarette and an old guy asked me just straight out if I was in high school and I was like uhhh no I’m like 30 and he was like oh too bad.

I found out my ex was cheating when I was 8 months pregnant. I locked down emotionally and decided I could stick it out for two years, instead of taking my toddler and soon-to-be-newborn and trying to manage on my own. I was a SAHM so I frankly needed that financial security.

They linked your unlocks to your Bungie account. You can delete your imported character and remake them and will still have all the benefits of being a Destiny 1 player. I did that this morning and I still got my Feat of Strength emblems.

As someone who was working at a store that sold U’s at the time I can say that the Wii U failed also because of the name. The original Wii attracted an audience that didn’t normally play games very much, and when the U came out they were confused. Most people didn’t even realize it was a different system. Marketing…

Those figures are including fuel costs - I.e. total cost for mileage in the Lincoln would’ve been ~$70,000 inc fuel and maintenance. In the Tesla it’s just maintenance costs, as the Tesla gets free supercharging.

Thank you! I’m bummed with all the really gross anti-polyam stuff in this thread (“he already has a side chick,” “wants new pussy but wants to split the rent,” etc.) without any real consideration for the issues surrounding polyamory.

Sloppy attempts at it (like this one) give open relationships a bad name, but almost…

Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…

Reasons to think that Trump may actually be Ganondorf:

“What do the legend of Zelda and the American Tax Code have in common?”

...that the only way to actually earn Rupees is the violent redistribution of wealth by coming into your homes and smashing your shit?

...that 1% who have the most rupees hide them in pots and tall grass (HEDGE FUNDS GET IT!?) rather than putting…

Distribution of reviews is also key. A lot of 1 star reviews = no go. I usually start researching a product by seeing what issues the 1 star reviews say. If the bulk of them are user error I’m good. If the bulk of them are “product broke in half immediately after return window”..... no thanks.

If you are smoking, buy a preroll. DO NOT purchase anything with a THC content higher than 20%, aim for about 12-16%. Decide if you want to sit on a couch or go do stuff, are you interested in head (giggle weed) or body (can we order in?) and express this to the bud tender. Have water bottles handy. One hit is good.…

Oh, it’s not OK do be racists and white, but you can feel free to use the cliche of white+dumb=inbred? Also english isn’t first language? So you and 200 other people are good with making fun of non-english speakers?

Excellent, because stooping to their level will certainly help things.

My money is on bad acting. Mostly by Emilia Clarke, who can’t act her way out of a paper bag.

Shame he didn’t spend anything on not being a wifebeating cunt.

He also thinks Akie Abe doesn’t speak English.

He thinks health insurance is life insurance.

Walk into any dementia-care area of a nursing home and you can have basically the same conversation. I’m not kidding.

My dad doesn’t watch Doctor Who but knows what it is about. I was explaining regeneration to him and said a new actor was taking the role. A lot of people were upset. He asked why and I said guess. It’s a woman was what he said. I told he he was right. He just shook his head and called them assholes.