Go home, Alanis.

I had an idea that country music was sexist, but locking women away in hoards? I imagine there will be hordes of fans crying for their release.

Even better

Credited not created.

Hahaha man-on-man sex is sooo almost icky, but fer sure rly, rly hilzarious!!!

Not sure you know this, but that statement made you come off as a child trying to come off as a pompous dick.

You are wise in comment.

I’d suggest you read it again. It supports your main, all-caps point pretty well.

Soooo saying that people should have agency in sexual encounters is “a thought-terminating cliche”? I think you need to adjust your attitude, look up platitude.

Serious lulz. Great image

Sorry, you’re removing agency for both the man and the woman, and making dick-in-vag sex the inevitable endpoint of a naked encounter. Your statement also preserves the sex-as-access-to-woman-as-gatekeeper bullshit trope, which is lame as Santorum.

wtf...

Nah, I get the impulse to not want to vivisect the joke, but now I get it and it’s funnier! He’s a scary powerful, powerful scary man, and holy fuck is it great to watch him freak out:

Ah, my mistake. He’s known for wearing lifts, I guess? “haha he’s short” doesn’t really make my funny engine to turn over, so I missed it.

Is this a “gay” joke? Do gay men wear heels? Because they want to be women?

Yes to this! Children need to be taught at every age that they always have a choice about what happens to/with their body. Forced hugs are fucked up.

This. I make this face IRL when I hear shit like this.

I lived in Paris from ‘93-’96, and the harassment/assault on the subway and in the street was staggering. Young women would get an arm over their shoulders apropos of nothing, agressive hey babys all over the place.

All that needs to be said !

haha are you for real?