Hell yeah, BFG on a boat

Yeeesss this is the one!

wtf...

Nah, I get the impulse to not want to vivisect the joke, but now I get it and it’s funnier! He’s a scary powerful, powerful scary man, and holy fuck is it great to watch him freak out:

Wweeelllll while this was one of the most excruciatingly bad scenes in the history of cinema, none of the Star Wars movies are science fiction.

No.

Ah, my mistake. He’s known for wearing lifts, I guess? “haha he’s short” doesn’t really make my funny engine to turn over, so I missed it.

Is this a “gay” joke? Do gay men wear heels? Because they want to be women?

Ummm how was physics defied?

Hell yeah, tx for that quote, you are my favorite Blogmaster General!

Hahaha that is so sweet to hear. My girlfriend will cry just like she did during 13 assassins, tears of aesthetic joy at the depiction of righteous justice.

Mad props for your metaphor.

So disappointed: at first I thought the other whale was a blue whale, making the prehistoric one like 200ft long, with foot-high conical teeth, and I was like

I’m still not totally satisfied with this answer, but it’s a damned fine attempt. Sort of like Rousey in the 2007 judo championships.

Yes to this! Children need to be taught at every age that they always have a choice about what happens to/with their body. Forced hugs are fucked up.

This. I make this face IRL when I hear shit like this.

I lived in Paris from ‘93-’96, and the harassment/assault on the subway and in the street was staggering. Young women would get an arm over their shoulders apropos of nothing, agressive hey babys all over the place.

Hate this run, I'm ignoring it.

Your shade isn’t dark enough to keep the beers cool. Please try again. And give up for you, not for others, TCTC.

Well, the truth is that almost all of the water used in California goes towards agriculture, then power generation and industry, then consumer end use. So if consumer end use was reduced by half, it wouldn't really change much. Every bit counts, fer sure, but lawns and pools are not the big problem.