Am I just so smart? Unlikely.

while I appreciate that yes, you need to tell teens not to do stupid stuff, this reminds me of de Blasio having "the talk" with his son (about being black around cops). It is a necessary talk, but it really should never be served without a side dish of FUCK THIS SHIT. The notion that people, even shitty-acting boys,…

Tsk, tsk: I am an Ang Lee supafan, bra. Ice Storm, Brokeback, Crouching Tiger- I even loved the Hulk (for reals, not as a "Marvel" movie but as a sort of awesome play with nick fukkin nolte and MUTANT HULK DOGS (one of my favorite monster fight scenes ever, and a thrilling antipode to the fights in Crouching)) SO yeah…

Errrmmm except I saw an early version a few weeks ago, and it was TURRIBL. Granted, the effects and the sound was not finished, so that looked rough, but that was fine, and actually the fight scenes were pretty solid, but anytime the fighting stopped, it was non-stop omg wtf am I watching? So much emotional…

Well, I gotta give it to you, this is the best explanation I have heaed in all universes for what happened to me in the theatre, but I riposte such-like: this doesn't explain how they acted for he first third/half of the movie, in which they didn't act like scientists at all, they just whined, especially the pretty…

Bro, you need to enhance...

But but but: PROMETHEUS was so damn horrible. The not-running-sideways-from-the-ship isn't even #20 on my list of sputtering, bewildered complaints. And even if I set aside all of the science wtf, it's really the way the characters acted/reacted/emoted/reasoned to each other and to their environment that made me loose…

"I'm just going to scream "PROMETHEUS" into a pillow all day until I pass out from lack of air."

"... group of female... "

shiiit I'm late to the party, but hell yeah, the golf course invalidates the efficiency argument.

not to pit too fine a point on it, butt:

Go fuck a Tribble, you snooty fuck.

Weaksauce joke

He's being double-racist, dissing the inner city BlackZone by saying it compares unfavorably to MEXICO: THIRD WORLD HELLHOLE. Clearly stuck in the 80s

How is this a question?

Will you be my friend?

Great use of emoji, bro

So many lulz...

What Nazi thinspo hell do you live that an ass like Kim's is not something you see on a daily basis? Have you heard of hip-hop? And did you read the fukkin article?

"much longer"?