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FEEL THE BURN

Aww thanks.

White dude here: I have a black wife and we're planning to have a child soon, so hmmm maybe I might have a stake in these matters.

So right, so right

PREACH IT

Nah, that was just them trying to sell it.

"Broken in"???

fuck and NO.

Sooo you think the x-bone is going to have a small install base? Pre-orders are bustin' at the seams.

And who the frak sed it was "unacceptabel" not to release on the x-bone? Not me.

Red herring alert!!

PIGGYBACKING ALERT!!

where does it hurt?

You are a total tool.

Good article in terms of info, BUT...

Hmmm well the first season uniforms were way too 70s. They got way more 90s after that. Which is to say, less sexy and more officious.

Holy shit I had never seen this before...

/ˈrəgid/

+2.
i'm a real dick when it comes to pointing out the lameness of jokes, and if the OP meant that as a joke, it was no good. it has the identical format of something like, "frat boys acted like drunk assholes? How shocking."
STEP UP JOKE GAME PLZ