Holy shit I had never seen this before...

/ˈrəgid/

+2.
i'm a real dick when it comes to pointing out the lameness of jokes, and if the OP meant that as a joke, it was no good. it has the identical format of something like, "frat boys acted like drunk assholes? How shocking."
STEP UP JOKE GAME PLZ

yeah, so many points for the pics and the post concept, so on point, but...

seriously tearing up right now from the sweetness...

ARRRRGHHHH!!!

+1 d00d

I served in the Second Secret Wars with canadian spider-man.

the good Dr. is right: this list, while pretty great, is rendered MEAN-ING-LESS without buckaroo.